S.R. Sexin'

Legs are spreading almost as fast as rumers
all over this itty-bitty god-forsaken town.
Chalk full of p.c. people,
so loving gets recycled round and round.
Pat did Peter and Peter poked Paully and he did Daryl and Dan.
Dan got Gabe, and Gabe's got a girlfriend.
She gets busy with the garbage man.
She sees Sharon who fools with Sue who played everybody on the list.
Oops, Pat's in the clinic now everybody's in it.
So much S.R. sexin'.
Oh, what a whirl what a bubble of trouble.
Being passed round this close circle of friends.
Every needle has dipped into the groove as this worn out record spins and spins.
Tina and Taylor both share Tony who sees Tom behind Tim's back.
Tim romances Wanda in his brand new Honda with a six pack by the rail road track.
Just last week she did the same with Pete who everybody knows is a freak.
Pete's piss is boiling toilet water.
Scene's gettting hotter. So much S.R. sexin'.
Seems like every one has a revolving door.
I swear they're reenacting scenes from 90210.
So many suburban nightmares I can tell.
Oh I guess we're all just doomed to Hell.
Pat did Peter and Peter poked Paully and he did Daryl and Dan.
Dan got Gabe and Gabe's got a girlfriend.
She gets busy with the garbage man.
She sees Sharon show fools with Sue who played everybody on the list.
Oops Pat's in the clinic now everybody's in it.